If you see me in open waters anywhere in the world, call (503) 555-0125 to report my location- you could very well be saving me from poachers and whalers if you do so. This myth started centuries ago, and is promoted by people who want to make money off of my suffering. People believe that my fur, skin and blubber possess properties that make them beneficial medicines, promoting fertility, and allowing blood to flow more freely throughout the body. Several Critters such as myself are endangered, with only a few dozen in the world we're lucky to have a total population of about two-hundred, but even that is steadily decreasing, due to illegal whaling operations carried out by individuals interested in our bodies.
Hello, I'm a white wooly whale ( Megaptera capillus), more commonly known as a Trunko! I inhabit waters on the southern Atlantic coast of Africa, and you can tell me apart from a normal whale due to the fact that I'm covered in white fur and possess a very large, elephant-like trunk!